Mr Oliver who the hell are you to offer me advise, you comedian fool!
I have brown envelopes with kickbacks that are older than you!
No one can doubt that I can bring down FIFA any time I wish.
You think Chuck Blazer renting an apartment for his cat is bad? I tell you how Sepp Blatter took FIFA money and bought a bentley for his chihuahua. His chihuahua!“
Thanks to Wired868, the formidable Andrew Friday and the irrepressible Lasana Liburd!